C'est la Vie: Paris Bound

I didn't notice the five sneaky fingers reach up to the money dispenser as I punched in my four-digit code to the French ATM machine. Steps away from one of the most beautiful buildings in Europe, the Paris Opera House, I was robbed by two gypsies.

This story could be tragic, but instead there are two aspects of the robbery that make it verge on hilarity: I didn't know I had been robbed and the gypsies were about 8-years-old.

Paris is notorious for thievery, yet my travel buddy and I simply assumed the money didn't dispense, even though we saw the lingering kids behind us. We were guided by half ignorance and half hope, trying to believe that two pre-teens could never steal from us. After speaking to the manager of the BNP Bank, mostly in "Frenglish," we arrived to the conclusion that we had in fact been robbed blind.

Besides the opportunity of being robbed, Paris offers the college-aged tourist endless entertainment, with a plethora of museums, monuments, and cafes to sit and sip overpriced coffee. No matter what corner of Paris you find yourself in, you will only be a mere six miles from Notre-Dame Cathedral. Despite being seemingly small, it would take years to discover all the enclaves of this bustling city of lights.

We hit the Pere Lachaise cemetery, the largest in Paris. Walking among the past's most renowned figures, everyone from Chopin to Jim Morrison, there is a wide assortment of headstones. Though located away from all the action of central Paris, it's worth the jaunt.

Tourists may flock to the Louvre, but the best museum with shorter lines is the Musee D'Orsay, an old train station converted into an art gallery with the likes of Van Gogh, Rembrandt, and Renoir. The Louvre is good for a photo-op, but instead of trying to snag a glance at the mini Mona Lisa (only 31 x 21) while having to elbow through a gigantic crowd, cross the Seine and hit the D'Orsay for about 5.5 euros.

Television may lead you to believe the Eiffel Tower is seen from every angle of Paris, but reality proves it is much more difficult to find, especially in the rain. The RER (the Parisian train system) to station Champ de Mars Tour Eiffel or a ride to Metro station Trocadero will land you in walking distance to the tower—just follow the crowd. If you're looking to save money, make the trek up the stairs, otherwise, the cost of the elevator ride to the top will be about 25 euros.

When in Paris we hit the main attractions: Notre-Dame, Sacre-Coeur, and the Arc de Triomphe. At the first, beware of birds. At the second stop, watch out for bracelet-making men who will persuade you to haggle over multi-colored thread. And if you're a pedestrian at the Arc de Triomphe, revert to the childhood lesson of looking both ways when crossing the streets, the drivers stop for no one.

And if you want a taste of real Parisian life, find a small arrondissement, or neighborhood. We stumbled out of the Ledru Rollin Metro stop and found ourselves amid what seemed to be a city all its own. We stayed at Hotel Baudin, a disgusting excuse for a hotel, but it only cost 30 euros straight up for two (plus the 3 euro fee to use the shower).

The area was surrounded by locals and full of restaurants, but instead of dining out on our final night in Paris, we grabbed a few slices at Pizza Pizza AM and a bottle of wine. We retired to our hotel where we sat on the balcony, ate al fresco, and watched the city fly by.

Though it is rumored that the French are rude, the culture and history can't be beat, so just ignore the stereotypes. The locals will either speak English or put up with your attempt to speak French and they are mostly willing to help out tourists. Unless of course, they're two gypsy kids and they're robbing you.


Some useful French terms and phrases can be found here.

For those of you who get robbed and actually realize it at the time, you can contact the U.S. Embassy:
US Embassy in France
http://france.usembassy.gov
2 avenue Gabriel
75382 Paris Cedex 08
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